December 23, 1998
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The Plan December 23, 1998 |
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Dear Editor:
Pollsters are acknowledging they gather their information mostly by phoning residences between 10 a.m. and 3 p.m., thereby gathering the opinions of the non-working elite who are then home watching soap operas on daytime TV. That collective wisdom says we must knock off all this Constitutional stuff and promptly restore a good name to our virtuous President; and I have a sure-fire and risk-free plan for accomplishing that.
The wealthy Chinese who bankrolled Clinton's re-election can easily afford to also buy him a dual role as the representative of the Chinese People's Republic in the United Nations, complete with the accompanying U.N. immunity from prosecution under American laws. As we have seen, the more crimes he commits, the higher his poll ratings go. So, with that U.N. immunity he would be free to go beyond such petty crimes as perjury and obstruction of justice and to move on to a swinging crime spree that should shoot his poll ratings through the roof to undoubtedly fake out the entire U.S. Senate.
Also, the dozens of his Chinese bag men who had to flee to escape prosecution in America could be re-enlisted in his U.N. entourage with similar U.N. immunity. The bag men could thus safely return to White House soirees and the Democrats' lust for keeping a felon in the Oval Office would also be satisfied. Everybody wins!
| Sincerely
yours,
Allyn
McDowell, M.D. San Diego, CA
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